Bull Run is Over: Counter Opinion
No. This is not another post to help your rekt ass cope. While I may sound relatable, I am not your therapist. Moreover I am completely sure that you haven’t really learnt a thang from this. What I am gonna do instead is come up with a solid rationale to prove that the world has […]
We’re So Early, Until We are So Late
Ever heard someone shout on your Twitter TL, ‘we’re so early’? Next time you hear that, slap them out of their delulu. I mean, the first Bitcoin block was minted about 15 years ago. But here you are, a normie masquerading as a crypto bro. No? You rely on past returns to predict the future. […]
Contrary Opinion: ETH ETF is NGMI
Celebrated? I know you’ve been putting all your life savings in the hands of this nerd called Vitalik. And ever since the SEC decided to side with him on the ETF launch, the market has been euphoric. But I will do what I do best: burst your bubble of happiness. Coz let’s face it. Why […]
FIT21 Passed: Crypto Politics Heat Up
A few days ago, we talked about crypto swaying the election results. Remember? No, right? You must be busy doing nothing. Well, we have an update. Positive for the industry. And once again, hate to be that guy, but we told you first. In a historic move, US house approves FIT21 bill with a surprisingly […]
Meme Town Millionaires: From Joke to Jackpot
GM. Wagmi. No. I am not greeting you. These are legit names of some meme coins with last 24 trading volume of $120K. Not enough? “I’m gonna ape into this new pornrocket as I YOLO my savings!” You just read a completely logical financial statement made by your crypto bro next door. Yes. Rub your […]
Degenery on Bitcoin: Runes Protocol is Live
As long as the humans are greedy, shitokenry is going to be an artform! So, Bitcoin block reward just halved. Everyone, including you, is celebrating this as the year of return of God. But then, you need to dig slightly deeper to be sad again. Since Bitcoin is touted as the most secure, decentralized form […]
4/20: Halving is upon us, finally!
“At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom” Wait, what? If you are a normie your Saturday would have sucked as much as the rest of your days. However, for your crypto bro next door, today is no less than a festival. They must be […]